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    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
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    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1zaV ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1zaV and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1zaV (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • I’m about to make it rain

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1FiN ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1FiN and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1FiN (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
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    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHv0C ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHv0C and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHv0C (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
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    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHwBE ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHwBE and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHwBE (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • Rappin’ Part 2

    When I’m gamin’
    I’m OP as shit
    I make a better Catwoman
    Than Irtha Kit
    When I walked by
    I know you bit yo lip
    ‘Cause the sexy drips from me like an intravenous drip.
    And I know I’m a git
    There ain’t nothin’ I can do
    But wish I were a human Pikachu
    Like New Coke, I make the people blue
    And when I snuff about you scream:
    SHOO SHOO SHOO!
    And I know I’m asleep
    I must be dreamin’
    Because for a second
    I thought I was a free man. 

    • 1 year ago
    • #Rapzzzzz
  • Poetry.

    Write words.

    Use a thesaurus.

    Poetry.

    • 1 year ago
  • If there is a fast flowing river

    We can either build a bridge over it

    And we can walk across

    Or we can all run into the river

    And attempt to cross the slippery mass of dead bodies which collects downstream

    • 1 year ago
  • This is how I became the king
    I did it by killing the other king
    And this is where I take my stand
    This is where I kill my friends. 

    • 1 year ago
  • To Isengard!

    • 1 year ago
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  • Wallflower Life.

    • 1 year ago
  • I want to make video games scary again.

    • 1 year ago
  • Ladies and gentlemen, the beginning is nigh.

    • 1 year ago
  • Why am I angry all the time?

    Because I pay attention.

    • 1 year ago
  • The time I summoned Baphomet.

    A few months ago I found myself a ritual that summoned any demon I wished. I chose Baphomet. He seemed a cool dude, all demoney, got a Batman character named after him. Why the hell not!?!?!?!?!? So I did it. And it was scary. I asked him if he knew there was a Batman character named after him, he made me show him, then he made me rip my comic up. Poor comic. We’re buds now.

    • 1 year ago
    • 3 notes
    • #Baphomet
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